An article about a foreplay, a quote from a "reader": "That woman brought a peach and a knife. She removed a stone and put the peach on me. I used to have these peach-jobs for a few months and that was so cool!" Yeah, a cold and sticky fruit must be a cool item for a prelude! Buy our peaches!

If I guy at the Italian pastry shop could understand my giggles when I asked for a peach-shaped sweets. If he could, that would be the best thing about those sweets - that was not what I'd expect from the Italian pastry.